Dear Sports Illlustrated,
In the past your Swimsuit edition brought us interesting body painting spreads of Marisa in various jerseys:
Since this edition, you have gone to a more traditional painted on swimsuit. While the majority of fans do admire the talent of both the model and the painter, I would like to ask that you go back to painting on jerseys. The fact that I am writing this about painted Soccer jerseys should show that fans enjoy seeing models in sports jerseys regardless of sport…so as long as paint is involved.
Thanks for your time.
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