SI: Jarah Marino

 “I love Ellen DeGeneres. I think she has good energy. Joel McHale, he’s so hilarious, so I would pair them up because that would be awesome.”

Note to Jarah:

  1. Ellen DeGeneres is gay.
  2. Joel McHale could do much, much better; I mean much, much better.
  3. What type of name is Jarah!
  4.  Nice pick of hottest athlete, Michael Phelps….niceeeeeeeeee.




Overall:  3/10

Nothing great here, in fact I’m upset by the fact that she wants Ellen and McHale to be matched together. The name Jarah doesn’t help, it’s Sarah but on crack.  


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