Did you know Jessica has worked for Vogue, H&M, and Guess? Did you notice she has yet to work for Gap? Did you notice that she has a gap in between her front teeth thus making her perfect for Gap! I noticed, but still find Jessica to be attractive. She seems innocent and she’s a fan of Roger Federer, so that’s awesome.
When asked when she feels sexy, Jessica answered, “My pajamas, which are usually a T-shirt and a little pair of underwear and big socks, it always makes me feel sexy for some reason when I’m walking around in those. I usually wear my boyfriend’s T-shirt and some Victoria’s Secret lingerie underneath.” Well I would probably agree, except for the whole boyfriend t-shirt not being mine, the big socks, and the gap in the teeth, but if you let me see, I’m open to changing my mind. After building a bridge across what I thought was our biggest gap…problem, I came across a new and bigger no-no in my book. Jessica’s favorite food that her mom makes… VEGETARIAN LASAGNA!!! I love lasagna, but I need meat and frankly, I think you might be better off eating some meat yourself.
I’d love to have the chance to buy Jessica a drink at a bar, but Jessica does not make me want to buy a magazine. Please if you want to be back next year, maybe a dentist and maybe some meat? Is that too much for a man to ask for!!!